FilmsMichael AxeFebruary 15, 2025Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Horror, Thriller, Nicolas Cage, Maika Monroe, Blair Underwood, Alicia Witt, Osgood PerkinsComment Longlegs “Evokes an unrelentingly unsettling atmosphere throughout” FilmsMichael AxeFebruary 15, 2025Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Horror, Thriller, Nicolas Cage, Maika Monroe, Blair Underwood, Alicia Witt, Osgood PerkinsComment
FilmsMichael AxeOctober 17, 2024Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Dakota Johnson, Action, Spiderman, Comic book, Marvel, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Adam Scott, Emma RobertsComment Madame Web “A two-dimensional thriller with poorly written characters, a predictable plot & clumsy dialogue” FilmsMichael AxeOctober 17, 2024Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Dakota Johnson, Action, Spiderman, Comic book, Marvel, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Adam Scott, Emma RobertsComment
FilmsMichael AxeJune 29, 2024Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Netflix, Jessica Alba, Action, ThrillerComment Trigger Warning “Nothing you haven’t seen a hundred times before – Jessica Alba really deserves better” FilmsMichael AxeJune 29, 2024Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Netflix, Jessica Alba, Action, ThrillerComment
FilmsMichael AxeMarch 20, 2024Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Amazon Prime, Comedy, John Cena, Zac Efron, Peter FarrellyComment Ricky Stanicky “What few laughs are to be had are all thanks to John Cena’s no-holds-barred comedic performance” FilmsMichael AxeMarch 20, 2024Films, 2024, 2 stars, Reviews, Amazon Prime, Comedy, John Cena, Zac Efron, Peter FarrellyComment
FilmsMichael AxeAugust 02, 2023Films, Reviews, 2023, 2 stars, Animation, Videogame, Family friendly, Adventure, Comedy, Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth RogenComment The Super Mario Bros. Movie “Little more than an exercise in ticking off all of the videogame elements that make an appearance” FilmsMichael AxeAugust 02, 2023Films, Reviews, 2023, 2 stars, Animation, Videogame, Family friendly, Adventure, Comedy, Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth RogenComment
FilmsMichael AxeDecember 14, 20222022, 2 stars, Reviews, Films, Thriller, Crime, Mystery, Comedy, Christian Bale, John David Washington, Margot Robbie, Robert De Niro, Chris Rock, Anya Taylor-Joy, Rami Malek, Andrea Riseborough, Zoe Saldana, Michael Shannon, Mike Myers, Alessandro Nivola, Timothy Olyphant, Ed Begley Jr, Taylor Swift, David O. RussellComment Amsterdam “The incredible cast list makes it even more frustrating & disappointing that the film is so tonally disjointed” FilmsMichael AxeDecember 14, 20222022, 2 stars, Reviews, Films, Thriller, Crime, Mystery, Comedy, Christian Bale, John David Washington, Margot Robbie, Robert De Niro, Chris Rock, Anya Taylor-Joy, Rami Malek, Andrea Riseborough, Zoe Saldana, Michael Shannon, Mike Myers, Alessandro Nivola, Timothy Olyphant, Ed Begley Jr, Taylor Swift, David O. RussellComment
FilmsMichael AxeOctober 23, 2022Films, 2022, 2 stars, Reviews, Horror, Thriller, Jamie Lee Curtis, Will Patton, Andi Matichak, Rohan Campbell, David Gordon GreenComment Halloween Ends “Neither feels like a ‘Halloween’ movie nor stands on its own as an enjoyable standalone horror – but the last 20 minutes do deliver on the promised final showdown” FilmsMichael AxeOctober 23, 2022Films, 2022, 2 stars, Reviews, Horror, Thriller, Jamie Lee Curtis, Will Patton, Andi Matichak, Rohan Campbell, David Gordon GreenComment
FilmsMichael AxeMay 19, 2022Films, 2022, 2 stars, Reviews, Spy, Action, Thriller, War, Amazon Prime, Chris Pine, Ben Foster, Kiefer Sutherland, Gillian JacobsComment The Contractor “The movie never quite seems to decide on a tone or a genre, and the end result is a tiresome mess” FilmsMichael AxeMay 19, 2022Films, 2022, 2 stars, Reviews, Spy, Action, Thriller, War, Amazon Prime, Chris Pine, Ben Foster, Kiefer Sutherland, Gillian JacobsComment
FilmsMichael AxeAugust 11, 2021Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Thriller, Crime, Psychological, Russell CroweComment Unhinged “A physically intimidating performance from Russell Crowe can’t save the film from a weak script & inexplicable character decisions” FilmsMichael AxeAugust 11, 2021Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Thriller, Crime, Psychological, Russell CroweComment
FilmsMichael AxeNovember 10, 2020Films, 2020, 2 stars, Reviews, Netflix, Keanu Reeves, Comedy, Family friendly, Animation, Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo, Awkwafina, Tiffany Haddish, Matt BerryComment The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run “The surreal humour makes this an amusing watch, even if it does run out of steam halfway through” FilmsMichael AxeNovember 10, 2020Films, 2020, 2 stars, Reviews, Netflix, Keanu Reeves, Comedy, Family friendly, Animation, Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo, Awkwafina, Tiffany Haddish, Matt BerryComment
FilmsMichael AxeJune 19, 2020Films, Reviews, 2019, 2 stars, Comedy, Action, Kumail Nanjiani, Dave Bautista, Iko Uwais, Karen Gillan, Betty GilpinComment Stuber “Nanjiani & Bautista can make anything watchable, but this feels like a wasted opportunity” FilmsMichael AxeJune 19, 2020Films, Reviews, 2019, 2 stars, Comedy, Action, Kumail Nanjiani, Dave Bautista, Iko Uwais, Karen Gillan, Betty GilpinComment
FilmsMichael AxeJune 17, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Adventure, Family friendly, Fantasy, Colin Farrell, Josh Gad, Judi Dench, Kenneth BranaghComment Artemis Fowl “This uninspired introduction seems likely to be the beginning and end of this wannabe series” FilmsMichael AxeJune 17, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Adventure, Family friendly, Fantasy, Colin Farrell, Josh Gad, Judi Dench, Kenneth BranaghComment
FilmsMichael AxeJune 09, 2020Reviews, Films, 2019, 2 stars, Thriller, Horror, Kaya Scodelario, Barry PepperComment Crawl “A passable, if fairly forgettable, man-versus-nature thriller, lifted by a convincing performance by Kaya Scodelario” FilmsMichael AxeJune 09, 2020Reviews, Films, 2019, 2 stars, Thriller, Horror, Kaya Scodelario, Barry PepperComment
FilmsMichael AxeApril 30, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Comedy, Animation, Family friendly, Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Sam RockwellComment Trolls World Tour “If you liked the first film, you should enjoy this too” FilmsMichael AxeApril 30, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Comedy, Animation, Family friendly, Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Sam RockwellComment
FilmsMichael AxeApril 28, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Action, Thriller, Netflix, Chris HemsworthComment Extraction “The handful of decent actions sequences aren’t enough to distract from the fact the plot is a hodgepodge of action movie clichés” FilmsMichael AxeApril 28, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Action, Thriller, Netflix, Chris HemsworthComment
FilmsMichael AxeFebruary 05, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Thriller, Crime, Netflix, Drama, Adam Sandler, Lakeith Stanfield, Idina Menzel, Judd HirschComment Uncut Gems “Although Adam Sandler gives his all to this role, spending over two hours with his unsympathetic & unlikeable character is exhausting” FilmsMichael AxeFebruary 05, 2020Films, Reviews, 2020, 2 stars, Thriller, Crime, Netflix, Drama, Adam Sandler, Lakeith Stanfield, Idina Menzel, Judd HirschComment
FilmsMichael AxeNovember 22, 2019Films, Reviews, 2019, 2 stars, Christmas, Rom-com, Romance, Comedy, Emilia Clarke, Michelle Yeoh, Emma Thompson, Henry Golding, Paul FeigComment Last Christmas “Not funny or romantic enough to work as a rom-com & not Christmassy enough to work as a Christmas movie” FilmsMichael AxeNovember 22, 2019Films, Reviews, 2019, 2 stars, Christmas, Rom-com, Romance, Comedy, Emilia Clarke, Michelle Yeoh, Emma Thompson, Henry Golding, Paul FeigComment
FilmsMichael AxeJuly 10, 2019Films, Reviews, 2019, 2 stars, Action, Thriller, Crime, Comedy, Netflix, Samuel L Jackson, Jessie Usher, Richard Roundtree, Alexandra ShippComment Shaft (2019) “An odd-couple action comedy, but neither the action nor the comedy work particularly well” FilmsMichael AxeJuly 10, 2019Films, Reviews, 2019, 2 stars, Action, Thriller, Crime, Comedy, Netflix, Samuel L Jackson, Jessie Usher, Richard Roundtree, Alexandra ShippComment
FilmsMichael AxeNovember 23, 2018Films, Reviews, 2018, 2 stars, Thriller, Crime, Claire Foy, Stephen MerchantComment The Girl in the Spider’s Web “Claire Foy makes the character her own, but the generic plot is underwhelming” FilmsMichael AxeNovember 23, 2018Films, Reviews, 2018, 2 stars, Thriller, Crime, Claire Foy, Stephen MerchantComment
FilmsMichael AxeOctober 04, 2018Films, 2018, 2 stars, Reviews, Action, Comic book, Marvel, Spiderman, Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz AhmedComment Venom “Come back, Topher Grace, all is forgiven” FilmsMichael AxeOctober 04, 2018Films, 2018, 2 stars, Reviews, Action, Comic book, Marvel, Spiderman, Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz AhmedComment
FilmsMichael AxeJanuary 13, 2018Films, Reviews, 2017, 2 stars, Action, Crime, Thriller, Fantasy, Will Smith, Joel Edgerton, David Ayer, Noomi Rapace, NetflixComment Bright “Enjoyable, but never quite lives up to the potential of its premise” FilmsMichael AxeJanuary 13, 2018Films, Reviews, 2017, 2 stars, Action, Crime, Thriller, Fantasy, Will Smith, Joel Edgerton, David Ayer, Noomi Rapace, NetflixComment
FilmsMichael AxeSeptember 19, 2017Films, Reviews, 2017, 2 stars, Crime, Thriller, Action, Jamie Foxx, Michelle Monaghan, David HarbourComment Sleepless “After a promising start, it ends up like just another straight-to-DVD action thriller” FilmsMichael AxeSeptember 19, 2017Films, Reviews, 2017, 2 stars, Crime, Thriller, Action, Jamie Foxx, Michelle Monaghan, David HarbourComment
FilmsMichael AxeSeptember 08, 2017Films, Reviews, 2017, 2 stars, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Action, Matthew McConaughey, Idris Elba, Stephen KingComment The Dark Tower “Works as an introduction to an ongoing series, but unsatisfying as a standalone film” FilmsMichael AxeSeptember 08, 2017Films, Reviews, 2017, 2 stars, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Action, Matthew McConaughey, Idris Elba, Stephen KingComment
FilmsMichael AxeFebruary 26, 2017Films, Reviews, 2016, 2 stars, Comedy, Ricky GervaisComment David Brent: Life on the Road “Simply not a scratch on its predecessor” FilmsMichael AxeFebruary 26, 2017Films, Reviews, 2016, 2 stars, Comedy, Ricky GervaisComment